Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Hello, new friend! I am a snot monster. You may not wish to shake my hand.

See, the funny thing about being in a dorm with no air conditioning is that it means the windows need to be left open.  Which means that pollen comes in.  Which means that I am a snotty, sneezy, wheezy mess with a lovely rasp to my voice and itchy red eyes.  None of these things are particularly conducive to meeting new people.

This is only an addendum to my normal social awkwardness; I'm seriously awful at meeting people.  Well, it's less that I'm bad at meeting people, and more that I am incompetent with any form of social interaction whatsoever.

Generally, a conversation with me goes thusly:

New Person:  Hello, my name is New Person.
Me:  Well, hello there!  My name is Amanda.
New Person:  Hello, Amanda.
Me:  I hate my name.  I'm sorry you had to say it.  You should probably burn your mouth now.  Drink bleach or something!  Ha...
New Person:  Ha.  So, what's your major?
Me:  Theatre.  I know it sounds so pretentious and I'll never have a career, and I don't think I'm any good, really, I'm terrible, but I'm getting my undergrad in something I like doing because I'm getting a master's anyway so I can do animal rights advocacy law.  I don't eat meat.  The commercial meat industry is a terrible thing.  And animal testing!  It's so immoral!
New Person:  Right.  Okay.  I'm majoring in psychology.
Me:  That's CRAZY!  HAHA.
New Person: ...Yeah.
Me:  Well, this conversation has utterly exhausted me.  I'm going to hide in my room for the next seven hours, bye!

And then I take a nap, because all this activity!  My god!  It's exhausting!  Being a Super!Introvert isn't always the very best thing ever when one is attempting to make social connections.

And it's not that I don't like people, or don't want to meet them.  I just need to very large amount of alone time in comparison to the general population, or I will turn into a sleep monster and start making shocking innuendos.  Which isn't good for anyone.

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