Friday, October 5, 2012

Apparently I take pictures of things now

So, more pictures of things.  Because I'm not enraged enough about anything to write a mini-essay, and nothing terribly interesting is going on in my life.

PHOTO SET THE FIRST:  Cuddle buddies.  An extra shot of pure self-indulgence.  Because I am an insatiable snuggle bunny, and my stuffed animals and I take some hardcore naps.

The huggey bears!  They love each other.  And hug.


Brownie!


Floppy Bunny!


Sweetie Manatee!


Pooh, Eeyore, and Piglet!


Bear with Hospital Teddy!


Travel Along Teddy!


Blankie!  Yes, this is my baby blanket.  Yes, I am immature and probably have dependency issues.  But Blankie is seriously awesome and has amazing soothing qualities.  Blankets are the embodiment of everything good in the world.  Everyone needs some more blankets.  Feel obligated to get me a present  for some reason?  A blanket is always appropriate, no matter what the occasion.


PHOTO SET THE SECOND:  Do I get to be one of the cool kids now?  (Answer:  Oh, Amanda.  You are silly.  You just posted pictures of your stuffed animals on the internet.  That's not what cool kids do.)

I got hipster sunglasses.  Look at how cool I am, sitting there with my hot pink, overly-large sunglasses and matching tank top.  Suave.  Oh!  And you can see that I still have my cartilage piercing in that picture.  That probably does increase my cool points, at least a bit.


I put stickers on my computer!  That's a cool thing, right?  They are as follows:  Cumbertastic; Don't Panic (from Hitchhiker's Guide); Tell you what, why don't you write it down, put it in an envelope, tear it in half, throw it away, and shut your face (from Cabin Pressure); Ah!  The element of surprise; an elephant; I solemnly swear I am up to no good (from Harry Potter, obviously); Warning:  reflections in the mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of beauty; a rabbit drinking coffee; and one of the little coal creatures from Spirited Away.  I know I didn't put the proper quotations and italics around the titles.  That probably makes me a bad person, but I already was one, so that's okay.


Because I can't wear anything in my cartilage any more, I got jewelry for my hands.  That will teach my ear a lesson.  This bracelet says "You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think" from Winnie the Pooh.


"I solemnly swear I am up to no good" from Harry Potter


"I'm in shock, look, I've got a blanket" from Sherlock


Infinity symbol, because of reasons. 


PHOTO SET THE THIRD:  Amanda.  Clean your side of the room.


Amanda, what are you doing?


Oh, Amanda, you really, really need to put those things away...


Seriously, Amanda, that's beyond messy


Amanda.  Get off the internet and wash your dishes.  You are a terrible person.

WHICH I am happy to note has been remedied.  I slept through both my classes today (Oops.  Didn't mean for that to happen) so, as punishment, I had to clean everything.  And I have.  Things look so very much nicer now.  Also, I can probably stop apologizing to my roommate every time she walks through the door.  


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