Friday, July 27, 2012

To the Minute: My Olympic Commentary

My thoughts about the opening ceremonies, as I watch it.  Because I'm sure you care.  And I'm not planning to edit this,

7:45- Stupid American people are still talking and NOT SHOWING THE OPENING CEREMONIES, even though they actually happened years ago.  I hate you.  I hate you.  I hate you.  Shut up, please, shut up.  I already know what's coming, people in other countries have posted pictures, and we have no use for these interviews and talking with people about security and cost and whatever, because we are WAITING.

7:47- Now they're taking to gymnasts about being a Justin Beber fan.  WHY IS THIS HAPPENING.  I hate you.  My dog is becoming a little concerned about my angry yelling.  Oh great, after the break they say they'll show us the actual ceremonies.  Are they going to show it at 8:00?  Because when the internet said it would start at 7:30, I assumed that wasn't a filthy, dirty lie.

7:51- Something different is happening now.  We're looking at geese.  Following the Thames.  My mom is asking if it's a commercial.  I'm fairly certain it's not, but we could have done with some sort of introduction, maybe.

Break, so I can actually watch, because it's starting.

This commentary is driving me crazy.  I can't.  I just.  I really can't.

1 comment:

  1. thought it was a commercial at first too. I liked it but....no doctor who

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